Thursday 15 November 2012

Voila! World Book Day Short from 2008-9

I suck at blogs.
Big time.

University has completely ruined whatever dedication (even if minimal!) I ever had to part-time writing. Bah!

And I kinda feel bad, because I can see by my viewings that there are people out there (somewhere!) who are reading the drivel I (occasionally) write. So obviously I'm a bad person. I know. Therefore, as an apology I dug up some old writing of mine.
I found some short stories I wrote quite a while back that make me chuckle every time I read them back. There are so many things I would change but, to be honest, I like being able to look back and say "I wrote that when I was X years old, and haven't tampered with it at all" because then I can see the progress of my writing style as I get older.

Anyway, this short is from the 2008-9 World Book Day Short Story Competition I entered. The stupid thing had a word limit and so that's why it ends pretty abruptly, sorry about that. I know I had loads of fun writing this so I hope you lot enjoy it!

Voila!...





“Better start running,” he said with an evil grin, patting the shrouded cage beside him. “You’ve got a thirty second head start and then I let it out.”
He wasn’t fair. He didn’t give me thirty seconds. I counted in my head.
I turned then he let it loose. It bounded after me, looking even more deformed as the sun shot through the leaves above, leaving shadows dancing merrily across its evil face.
            I ran at full pelt, until my feet felt like they were bleeding, though there was no way possible they could be, but I wasn’t quick enough. It had shortened the gap between us almost immediately. I could almost feel its warm sweet breath on my ankles, it made me shudder. There was no way I could outrun it, unless…
            I reached the edge of town and took a sharp left down an alley. But it had been expecting that, or else it was just a quick mover, and it followed me flawlessly.
            I ran, throwing everything dotted along the edge of the alley, into its path, only for it to jump skilfully over them, having years of practice in the… I couldn’t even bring myself to say it.
            Five metres or so ahead was a crossroads where the alley went through a main street. Left or right. Right or left. Three metres. At the last possible second I decided left, only to find myself yanked backwards down the right. Unaware of me changing direction, the…creature carried on down the left.
            I stumbled, grasping at the strong hold on my hood. “Leave off!” I turned, snapping the grip on my hood away, to see my friend’s puzzled face.
            “What’s all that about? You look like you’ve seen an angel,” Aimee laughed.
            When I didn’t laugh along, like usual, she stopped, abruptly, and put on her serious face. “What’s wrong?” She followed my gaze as I glanced back, shuddering. Her face paled, more pale than it usually was. “Oh, god…” she murmured. “You didn’t…oh, god…what did you do?” She looked back at my face. “You aggravated him, didn’t you? I told you to leave it but you couldn’t resist, you just had to. Now look what you’ve done.” She shook her head, her face still more-than-deathly pale and scared stiff. “What are you going to do?” She shook her head again. “No way would you be able to sort this out yourself. What are we going to do?”
            “I…he…” I tried to explain but couldn’t find the words.
            “Stop mumbling.” She frowned, concentrating. “Jacob,” she finally said. “We need Jacob.” She turned, marching off towards the butchers, without looking back.
Just as she got to the door, Jacob leisurely trotted out, carrying a large bloody carcass in his grubby hands, which he placed on an equally grubby wooden table.
“Jacob,” she moaned at him, as he hacked at the large heads of the carcass with an axe.
He turned, he hand still slicing at one of the necks. “Yeah?” he replied, turning back to his work and smearing one of his bloody hands on his dirt-grey apron. “What d’ya want?”
“He’s done it, you said he would and he has,” she groaned, slumping down onto a rickety wooden chair and absentmindedly playing with the carcass’ floppy tail.
The chopping stopped. Jacob turned around. He gulped.
“Yeah, well, what do you want me to do about it?” he said, returning back to his work, though his face was rigid with shock.
“Obviously, what we want you to do is help us. We can’t get rid of this thing on our own, we-”
He cut her off by sharply turning and pointing his bloody axe in my direction. The deep coloured blood ran down the axe’s dirty surface and started dripping off onto my robe and shoes. I stepped back, just missing another drop.
 “He,” Jacob angrily jabbed the axe my way, spraying little droplets of blood over me, “did this, he should fix-” He stopped short when he saw the stern glare Aimee was giving him over the decaying thing, you hear me? I just wanna get that straight,” he finished, gruffly.
“Fine,” she replied. “You’d probably only get in the way anyhow.”
“So, where do you think we could corner it?” I chimed in, curious as to how this would resolve, though I was as petrified as both Aimee and Jacob put together. They turned and glared at me, blaming me completely for their involvement. I swiftly sunk back into my silent observation.
“The cliff,” Jacob answered my question, though never looked at me. He scratched his horns inattentively. “I think that would be the best place. Or you could run it through the woods, though that might take too long. You really need to get it out of the way quickly.”
“Yeah, I think the cliff is the best bet. Thanks Jacob.” She got up and turned to go as he reached out and placed the axe lightly on her shoulder. She turned around; a hopeful expression on her face.
He took the axe off her shoulder and placed it on the table next to the reeking remains. He looked down, embarrassed, and smeared the blood off his fingers onto the apron, trying to give his hands something to do.
“Well you see, I was wondering if…y’know, maybe if you catch this thing you could, y’know…” He trailed off.
“Bring it back for you?” guessed Aimee.
Jacob looked up eagerly. “Would you? It’s just I’ve never got my hands on one of these before,” he rubbed his hands together, “and y’know, I’d just like to…well…”
“I understand. You want to experiment with the corpse because it’s something new. Yeah, sure, we’ll bring it back but only if its free spleens for a month,” she replied cleverly.
His face went sour, then beaten. “Yeah, sure, but only if you bring it back whole.”
We turned, waving, and jogged towards where the creature had gone. It wasn’t hard finding it. We headed towards where people were screeching and cowering. Once we got there we pushed to the front of the quivering crowd, and then cowered ourselves. It was just so…hideous.
We needed something to tempt it with. The vegetable stand had been toppled over as people had rushed away. Aimee grabbed a carrot, which was rolling around our feet, and waved it in front of the creature. It looked up and bounded towards us. We backed away, and started running uphill, up the narrow path, towards the precarious point of the cliff. We turned. It was right there. Only a few feet away. We had hoped it would have been slower and left us a little time to place the bait and set up a trap. We couldn’t get round it. It slowly, intimidatingly, cornered us. I’d always wondered how I’d, well, end. But I never thought it would be Aimee, my vampire friend, and me, a trainee reaper, hazardously suspended on the edge of the cliff, cornered by our deadly enemy. The bunny rabbit.

Wednesday 24 October 2012

University is such a nuisance

I moved in to my lovely university halls of residence at the beginning of the month and haven't been able to write a damned thing since I've been here due to copious amounts of work. This is not fair. University is not for working. It's for....well, working. But not that much. Okay, fine, I admit, I did become a little bit of a couch potato for a while, but all in the aim of making friends! This is a MUST at university, as I have come to discover. Apparently it is strange if you would prefer to be a hermit than socialize with your peers. But, oh well. You can't please everyone.

I'm not really giving my new friends enough credit here, which I kinda feel a bit bad about. Lets just say I've most definitely found my people.

Anyway, yet again I have to apologize about the non-existence of the summary. I have a free weekend coming up so I shall make it my duty to post a lovely, awe-inspiring summary which will blow your bloody socks off.

This was just a post to let you brilliant people know that I am indeed alive and well. Though now I must leave you as I am going to see S Club. Yes, you read correctly. THE S Club. However, it is only three of them, so this could be interesting...I shall keep you posted.

Cheerio!

Thursday 20 September 2012

I HAVE WORD!

That title makes it sound as if I have word of some miracle, but alas, no.

It's even better.

I have Microsoft Word. It's heaven. I felt lost without it, but now I am finally whole again! I feel like rejoicing to the world, but, unfortunately, I don't think many people would understand my great love for the software. What a shame.

Anyway, this was just a quick note to let people know that I am finally up and running again, so that summary will probably be here any day now. Huzzah!

Sunday 16 September 2012

A couple of doodles and a couple of poems

I've been sorting out my bedroom recently, so that everything's ready for when I have to leave for university, and yesterday I came across some of my old secondary school notebooks. After entertaining myself for a while by looking through them*, I found some of my old English work. Now, I wasn't exactly the best English student regardless of being in the top set. Rather, I poodled along at my own pace and had a over-active imagination. And a tendency to doodle. For example...


(Exhibit A)

I was meant to be learning about 'I Wandered Lonely as a Cloud' by Wordsworth...so naturally I drew a sadistic hawk.

And another example of my undying concentration to my English teachers...

(Exhibit B)

This was the lesson I learnt about Beowolf. Enough said.

Anyway, I found a couple of pieces of work, which, in my own biased view, aren't too shabby. And I got a merit for one piece and a purple slip for the other, which, if you got either of them, basically made you feel like a god for the lesson. Also, seeing as I haven't really kept up the 'creative writing blog' image, and am currently bringing shame to that phrase, I figured that I ought to post something of the sort. So, I present to you two poems I wrote in secondary school....

Angels

Alive at last
Now and forever
Guide us through our life
Eternal love
Lights each candle in our hearts
Silently

(This was written when I was in Year 7 and we had to write about a theme in the book Skellig by David Almond (if you haven't read it, do so, because it is pure genius). I know this poem hasn't got a rhythm or anything, but it was the first poem I ever wrote and was proud of, so I think it deserves a place on The Blog)

Fire

Watch me climb and watch me run,
All for just a little fun.
Watch me scream and watch me fight,
Bright against the pitch black night.

I burn down low and I burn up high,
Twinkling in your frightened eye.
Through the village and through the town,
Up the hill and right back down.

My power strengthens more and more,
Crashing through each and every door.
'Ring 999' the people cry,
As my killing spree sweeps by.

Destroying houses and burning trees,
All of which I long to seize.
Until all at once I disappear,
Leaving naught but grief and fear.

(I wrote this in Year 9 and we were meant to personify an element or a natural disaster. Although I'm not 100% enamoured with this poem, and have tweaked it slightly, I was pretty chuffed after writing it and think it, too, deserves a place on The Blog)

Anyway, it's pretty late now (23:57 to be precise) and so I should probably be off to bed now seeing as I'm getting up at 8am, but I promise that at some point in the foreseeable future I will post that god-damn summary. (I actually have an excuse - my work has been wiped off the computer and the laptop that it is now on does not have Word at the moment so I can't actually do any writing at this current time unless I want to go through the hassle of transferring work from the laptop to the computer, and then back again, and I really can't be bothered. So you'll see it at some point. Probably.)

Anyway...
G'bye!



* (I found some brilliant stuff, for example one of my excuses for not finishing my homework was "Sorry I didn't finish it, sir. But I was really tired and I will finish it if you want me to. Yes or No?". I genuinely asked him if he wanted me to do my homework. I was so special. Obviously, he circled 'Yes'. I honestly don't know what else I expected.) 

Sunday 2 September 2012

An apology (not really) and a few little gems

Ok, so, I wasn't within a week, but I was close...kind of.
I suppose the right and proper thing to do would be to apologise but, seeing as I don't have anybody to actually apologise to, I'm going to just skip that. It seems like the easiest thing to do, rather than to apologise to thin air (or thin internet, which I suppose is technically right...?).

Anyway, although I haven't achieved what I set out to do (i.e. post a summary of sorts) I do have something to keep you non-existent people busy! I found a few gems in the last week (well, technically I didn't find them, other people recommended them to me, but I'm going to steal their credit) and thought I'd pass them on. Oh, I'm so nice.

Firstly, I found a line of clothing, Moxy Apparel, which is just starting up, and is (and I only use this word when I actually mean it) awesome.

Check it out if you have the time - I personally love the That's Just Wonka T-Shirt and the And, Over 1938 Heritage Jumper.

Anyway, looking through Get Moxy's facebook page I found my next gem, 'Bastille'.
Bastille are this new band which are...I don't actually know. I haven't researched enough to actually say anything knowledgeable about them and their style. But I like them, which, y'know, is always a good thing. Plus I've had their songs stuck in my head all week and HAVEN'T EVEN MINDED. Now, that's got to be something special. Their website is http://www.bastillebastille.com/ if you want to have a look. (Oo, forgot to say, they performed at the Reading Festival, which, again, is something impressive)

Lastly, I went to the circus.

No, seriously.
Giffords Circus is a 1940s style circus which travels around the country (UK) doing these really impressive and genuinely hilarious shows, with horses and acrobats and all-sorts. It is well worth a look at...http://www.giffordscircus.com/

So, now that I have deposited my wisdom on you lovely people of no real existence, I shall depart because I have a book to read.

Cheerio!

Friday 24 August 2012

Oh, where to start....

I always find starting something new a challenge. When you're already halfway through it's easy, it flows naturally. But beginning something....that's a different kettle of fish.

Take this for instance, where do I begin? I want this to be a creative writing blog but it would be strange not to introduce myself first, but that, in itself, seems strange.
I mean, how do you introduce yourself?



Oh, were you expecting an answer? Because I don't know, it's open to discussion.

Oh, fine. I suppose I could try, if I must.
Unless you haven't already guessed, my name is Flora. Flora Mae High. Don't ask about the 'Mae' part, I don't know.
No, really, I don't.

Okay, okay! Jeez, you're persistent. It was taken from my grandmother, who was named after Mae West. And no, neither of us are remotely similar to her. Apart from being blonde. Though I'm pretty sure hers was fake (Mae West, not my nan).

What else can I say?

I'm a student. Wooh to reckless drinking and intoxication by illegal substances, which, of course, all young people are involved in nowadays. Including me. Obviously. It's not like I prefer Ribena and multivitamins or anything...

As I mentioned before, I want this to be a creative writing blog. I want to be an author of that awkward type of fiction which lies somewhere between teenage and adult. Like Hunger Games, for example - it's too violent for children and young teenagers, but (some would consider) too immature for adults. Basically I want my writing to have a sense of reality to it, but still be for the younger readers. Oh, the awkward choices I make...

What else can I say? I don't want to give too much of myself away because this blog isn't really about me, it's about my writing. Though if I find something of interest, I will be sure to pass it on.

Yawn, I'm tired.
It's getting late so I'm thinking of finishing up for now.

I'll probably post my writing in chapter blocks (yes, it's a book...well, a trilogy in fact) though I have no idea what the word count is for posts....ah well, I'll figure something out when the time comes.
I should probably post a summary of what it's about, too, before I start posting the actual thing.
Oh, how troublesome.
I'll, hopefully, post it sometime during the next week. But I'm awful at keeping things up, so don't hold me to my word.

Though friendly farewells are not in my nature, I feel I probably should seeing as you've been nice enough to read to the end.
So...
Have a unawful weekend (sorry, it was the best I could muster)

P.S. Forgot to say before, constructive criticisms would be good, thanks :) (Ack, a sideways smile. Beware. They slyly plot your death whilst making you believe they like you....exceedingly cunning, avoid at all costs)